x\-box

x\-box
1. (x-box) (410↑, 139↓)
Noob way of saying [xbox].

"So I was like playing my x-box..."

2. (X-box) (305↑, 174↓)
The oversized video game system that would have died at launch if it wasn't for [Halo]

I love Halo, not Xbox.

3. (X-box) (265↑, 144↓)
An object used for comparison to an object of large size.

"Holy shit\! that building's almost as big as an X-Box\!" "Holy shit\!

Author: without a cause http://x-box.urbanup.com/282848
4. (X-box) (148↑, 73↓)
The wrong way to spell the name of Microsoft's home console, the Xbox.

"There's no hyphen in the word Xbox, you douchebags."

5. (X-box) (200↑, 174↓)
Microsoft game console. Overly large and bulky with a terrible controller.

God created light, and saw that it was good. Then Bill Gates was born, and he created Xbox, and God saw that this was bad. And many people loved the Xbox, and God saw that world had become full of idiots.

Author: thegreatwhitehype http://x-box.urbanup.com/426116
6. (X-Box) (59↑, 38↓)
what N00bs and morons call microsoft's console which is really called the Xbox.

For the last time noob, it's Xbox\! there's no freaking hyphen\!

7. (X-Box) (121↑, 103↓)
An extremely solid object whose use and purpose is quite undefined yet.

\#1: Dude, you heard that story about a guy who shot at an X-Box with a gun and the X-box didn't even get a scratch? \#2: Cool. Now I know what mine's gonne be used for.

8. (X-box) (144↑, 133↓)
The most fanboyed and overrated console to date. Proof that no one in Redmond knows how to market anything; as the most "X-treme" letter in the alphabet is paired with a brief description of its shape. Lives solely off it "superior Graphics."

"Did you play on your XBox last night?" "No, leave me alone you materialistic prep\!" "We need to launch a console..." "Kids these days like the letter X, put an X on it." Bill Gates was wrong when he said the future of video games is graphics, the cornerstone of the industry will always be how fun the games are to play over the way they look.

Author: PeaTearGriffin097 http://x-box.urbanup.com/1064156
9. (x-box) (44↑, 34↓)
The device that Bill Gates will use to gain troops to help him achieve the status of being the Anti-Christ. You see, in every X-Box, there is a secret timer that is set for a specific date and time, and at that specific time, all people who are playing X-Box will see a screen that will convert them to be Gates' minions. They will be the first warriors that Gates will have, but he will soon gain more.

Person 1: I got a X-Box\! Person 2: Don't play it\!\!\! You will become part of Bill Gates' plan to take over the world\! Person 1: Oh...Mom, take me back to Best Buy, I need to return my X-Box\!\!

10. (x-box) (57↑, 47↓)
Best gaming console ever. People who make fun of it are just jealous fucks because they don't have one. Either that or the controller is just bigger than their dinky penises.

Guy 1: "Hey dude, I just got an x-box and it's pretty awesome." Guy 2: "That thing's fucking gay. The controller is too big and it reminds me of my 3 inch."

11. (x-box) (55↑, 47↓)
A Video Game Console with only one exclusive game worth buying(Chronicles of Riddick)(KOTOR is on PC, Tom Clancy games have gone to PS2 with added features). Which has gone toward funding the already world's richest man [Bill Gates]. It's also a large object that can be dropped from American planes on to Iraq if we're lucky enough to have planes that strong. Also made as a home for the homeless with a plutonium core, a good way to start a campfire(it catches on fire faster than matches), and a largly, foolishly profited organization.

X-box's on the top shelf? I thought Egyptian slavery was over

12. (x-box) (77↑, 70↓)
the worst system ever, no true nerd can support it and call himself a video game patriot. also know as the nazi-box

stop video game nazism and liberate the world from the X-box.

13. (X-Box) (10↑, 4↓)
An X-Box is an ex girlfriend...because her box is no longer yours for the taking

My X-Box is being such a bitch...

Author: Jo Blow From Idaho http://x-box.urbanup.com/1973890
14. (X-Box) (4↑, 0↓)
The way a [dumbass] spells [Xbox]. There is no hyphen, I don't know where they get the hypen...

Text Conversation: Guy 1: Hey, you wanna play X-Box in a little bit? Guy 2: I have an Xbox, not sure what an X-Box is...

15. (X-box) (12↑, 9↓)
A system that only made it because of Halo and xbox-live. Any true gamer knows that. The only thing it really has going for it besides that is best versions of other ported games (big whoop) and a handful of exclusives. Ps2 has so many better games it's not even funny. Even gamecubes exclusives own xboxes. Other names that describe the xbox well are the port-box, pc-box, and the trash-box.

I guess old greedy Bill Gates wasn't already happy with his 50+billion so he decided to make a mini-pc gaming system called the x-box.

Author: MadAtTheWorld http://x-box.urbanup.com/1788834
16. (X-Box) (34↑, 31↓)
A decent gaming system that has its ups and downs. The X-Box is large, bulky, and has a huge controller, but that's beside the point. There are a few good games on it, such as Halo or Counter-strike. These games are out for the PC but need a $2000 machine to run, the X-Box costs only $100-300. The reason most people hate it is because A. it's made by Microsoft B. it's huge C. the games they played must have sucked Just because its made by Microsoft doesn't automatically mean it sucks. Halo was made by Microsoft, and look how it's doing, hmm? The controller is an exact duplicate of the PS2 controller, just substitute the Black and White buttons for L2 and R2. Hell you could probably play the X-Box with a PS2 controller if it had the right plug. So, in closing, I think that the X-Box is probably the only good thing made by Microsoft.

My game would have to be Doom 3.

17. (X-Box) (1↑, 0↓)
The [vagina] belonging to an [ex-girlfriend], esp. during a [booty] call.

Where's Anthony tonight? He went out on a booty call with Sheila, that chick he dumped last month, again. Man, that guy plays so much X-Box it isn't funny.

18. (X-Box) (2↑, 1↓)
Another title for an ex-girlfriend.

"I was thinking about toying around with my x-box, but I decided to find someone new."

19. (X-Box) (7↑, 7↓)
The way idiots and southerners spelt XBox.

There ain't no hyphen in XBox, ya frickin' idiot\! It's XBox, not X-Box\!

Author: ChoujinkiMetalder http://x-box.urbanup.com/1973847
20. (x-box) (47↑, 47↓)
A console (wait, a "graphics machine," I don't wanna offend good consoles) made by that evil company [microsoft] that thinks the xbox is good because it has great graphics, a dvd player and games that just aren't fun to play.

If you want good games, get a SNES or a megadrive. You might even have fun with a pc. If you like good graphics more then having fun, the xbox is for you\!

21. (X-box) (65↑, 65↓)
Game console for losers who either can't afford a computer, or don't have enough common sense to buy one.

xbox douche:Dude, my mom just bought me this xb0x\!\! I'm so lee7\!

Author: Possessed Merkin http://x-box.urbanup.com/988139
22. (X-Box) (0↑, 1↓)
A woman's lusty vagina. Many players in a gamers society usually go after girls with x-boxes.

Tony: Yo, Brad Shaneenee just told me she has an X-box and with gold membership. Brad: I just saw her profile pic I would say shes a 2 but it doesnt matter because pussy is pussy. Tony: Most girls that play with their X-box live are pervertic anyways

23. (X-box) (35↑, 36↓)
A gaming console with tiresome games (ie Project Gotham Racing).

"John would rather play with his X-box than to listen to this lecture." "Dude\!"

Author: pro-nun-see-A-shun http://x-box.urbanup.com/18643
24. (X-Box) (13↑, 15↓)
The gaming system that has set out to destroy all sequals to come, It has purchased rare and already let down one of the best nintendo games ever made, "perfect dark", if you play x-box games your a fag, however it is o.k to use your xbox as a divX player and a nintendo

Hey im a ccomplete retard who wants to play recked nintendo games on my x-box instead of actually bying the originals for nintendo and having some real fun

Author: SuperMario128 http://x-box.urbanup.com/1747883
25. (X-box) (11↑, 13↓)
Bill Gates probably built his house with these bricks. They had to cut price at least twice before launch, and even then only Halo saved the hunk of crap. Its processor is bigger than your TV and the controller is a dinnerplate. You'd think with a console as massive as that they'd be able to fit some quality in there. BUY PS2/3\!\!\! (P.S don't waste your time with an Xbox 360. they're just as bad except they are less similar to a japanese phonebook)

Builder 1: "We've ran out of bricks for this building\!" Builder 2: "Ah fuck it. We'll just use X-boxes" Kid: "Mommy, why is the Grand Canyon so big?" Mom: "God must have dropped his X-box, honey"

26. (x-box) (0↑, 3↓)
when two bermudian girls secretly code their 'experiences' by a game they so called played\! Their names are Y & A...

E.g. Hey what did you do this weekend. Played x-box (wink)\!

27. (x-box) (13↑, 16↓)
Toyota's little carboard box on wheels the Scion XB.

I can't feel my genitals anymore from being stuck in your X-box all day...

28. (X-box) (39↑, 42↓)
The X-box or [Xbox] is the best gaming console in the world. Better graphics, fast gameplay, just superior to everything else. Dumb people usually say the X-box ([xbox]) is slow, stupid, or big. But they are really jealous that they do not have one. Xbox ------------- CPU= 733 MHz RAM= 64 MB Memory Bandwidth= 6.4 GB/sec Polygon Performance= 125 M/sec Simultaneous Textures= 4 HDTV Game Support= Yes PoS2 ------------- CPU= 300 MHz RAM= 36 MB Memory Bandwidth= 3.2 GB/sec Polygon Performance= 66 M/sec Simultaneous Textures= 1 HDTV Game Support = No I personally have the PoS2 and Xbox, but the Xbox is just better. PERIOD. Xbox\>Gamecube\>Gameboy\>Dog Crap\>PS2

Person1: "Why is the Xbox loading faster?" Person2: "Cause Xbox [Pwns] Ps2."

29. (X-box) (34↑, 37↓)
Games console that owns the PS2 in several areas. Firstly it has a built in hard-drive, so you don't have to pay £20 for memory cards. Secondly, it has four built in controller ports, so no need to buy a multi-tap. Xbox Live is the best online gaming service available, with friends lists, game invites, and so much more, it pwns the Sony version. The Xbox spec is also far far superior to the PS2 spec. Exclusive games.... for the xbox? PGR2, Ninja Gaiden, Deus Ex - Invisible war...

'Hey man, wanna play on my supercool PS2?' 'Not when i could be playing on my Xbox, with exclusive games such as PGR2 which is fantastic, and the upcoming Halo2 and Forza Motorsports which the PS2 won't see....'

30. (x-box) (36↑, 40↓)
The worst game console ever. The controller is so big that people also use it as a dinner table. Take it from me: BUY A PS2\!

All the money spent on x-box and x-box games goes to Bill Gates\!\!\!

31. (x-box) (13↑, 19↓)
a good console that is the first generation of xbox systems. The ps2 is the 3 generation of its kind, meaning that when the xbox gets to the 3 gen it will rape so much harder than any playstation system out. Who fucking cares about the big controllers now they sell them with s controllers which are much smaller and are made 5times better than the ps2 controllers PS2 sucks if you guys are dumb enough to buy that shit please please do youself a favor and KILL YOURSELF\!

wow the x-box is so much better then the ps2

32. (X-Box) (12↑, 20↓)
Spec. A bald pussy Gen. pussy; style of pubic hair identical to [Hollywood]. Orig. Helen's bald pussy

"I bet she has an X-Box" "I wouldn't mind a team game on her X-Box - Fancy a multiplayer game Steve?" "Want a play with my X-Box"

33. (x-box) (23↑, 36↓)
an extremely shitty console which i only bought for Fable and it turned out to be crap so i now use it as my personal punching dummy. Get A ps2\! they are much better\! some people say that the xbox has a built in save system, i dont give a fuck about that, u never would need to use that much space anyway and people also say that the xbox graphics are good, well i got one thing to tell you: IF THOSE FUCKING LOSERS SPEND ALL THERE FUCKING TIME MAKING GAMES HAVE GOOD GRAPHICS THEN THE FUCKING GAMES MIGHT AS WELL JUST BE FUCKING MOVIE'S, I MEAN LOOK AT HOW FABLE TURNED OUT, I BEAT IT IN 3 FUCKING HOURS AND THAT GAME ON ITS OWN WASN'T A FLUKE, THERE ARE OTHER GAMES ON THE XBOX WHICH ARE PISS EASY TO BEAT\!\!\!

"what are you doing to your xbox?" "i'm making good use of it" "your throwing it out of your window..." "yes but i might hit the evil nazi's with it from up here, this xbox is so big it could probably maul about 10 of the little fuckers\!"

34. (X-box) (44↑, 86↓)
Ok first off all you little pricks who say X-Box is gay probably own a PS2, one of THE WORST consoles for the FPS games. The PS2 can't hold a candle to the grphically superior X-Box. Also you computer whores you don't buy a X-Box to replace a comp. you buy it for the good FPS and the fact that it has a controller not a mouse.

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Last updated: 2012.03.01

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